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Vince Noir


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so i have a real problem with one of my housemates, so much so that i hate him. i used to think he was a cool guy, til a couple of months after he moved in here. trouble is he's engaged to my other housemate. here's a list of things he does to piss me off...

- doesn't flush the toilet EVER cos he says it wastes water
- tells me when i can go out
- asks me where i've been if i don't come home til the next day
- thinks that i know nothing because i don't spend hours watching boring as **** tv shows and listening to talkback radio (we had a full blown argument last night about Basquiat... i could've punched him)
- i use a different tomato sauce to them, they should know this seeing as there's two in the cupboard, he keeps moving mine to the back of the cupboard so i have to reach so far that i almost dislocate my shoulder every time i want to use it, he must think that it sprouts legs and walks to the front of the cupboard or something
- assumes that just because a guy sleeps over it means that we're now together
- treats me like a child (better yet, their child... he talks to his fiance the same way and she talks back like that too)

he does a bunch of other annoying things as well... they're moving out in September, thank god!

so, have you ever had a housemate so annoying that you'd love to stab him in the neck? if so, what have they done to annoy you?

-- Edited by Vince Noir at 01:59, 2008-06-24

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Sorry but PMSL!

The not flushing the toilet is gross!

I haven't had an annoying flat mate but I have been in that situation with a boyfriend where the relationship is so stale you start to pick up on all these things you hate, like the way they eat or breathe or anything and it just drives you insane! Or maybe that's just me...

Either way it sounds like the sparkle has gone out of your relationship biggrin

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I'd like to hear examples of him telling you when you can go out. Is it "hey, it's a school night, don't you think 'bout goin' anywhere"?

Crazy housemates stories are always funny.

However, as I'm currently looking at the sharehouse scene for the first time, it's also slightly off-putting...

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He sounds like a nightmare.
It's time you told your other housemate that he made a pass at you.

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Wow!
Your roommate needs a swift kick in the ass!
sorry I had to put is so bluntly!

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jkpunk wrote:

He sounds like a nightmare.
It's time you told your other housemate that he made a pass at you.


lol.
that's just evil.furious



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This is him trying to tell me to go out:

Him: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Nothing. I can't be ****ing going out.
Him: Aren't you supposed to be going to see ...?
Me: Nah. I can catch up with that person next week.
Him: YOU SHOULD BE AT THAT GIG NETWORKING! YOU'RE A ****ING PUBLICIST, RIGHT?!
Me: Um...
Him: IT'S BUSINESS, AMY!
Me: I can do it next week. It's not that important.
Him: YES IT IS!
Me: Seriously. It's not. Look, I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell me what to ****ing do.
Him: *silently glaring at me*

I sat there for another 5 minutes before I called one of my friends and saw if she could put me on the guest list for another gig that I knew my friends would be at.

So... my neighbour just ripped our fence apart. Cos he had a domestic with his girlfriend (who I thought was a lesbian). The cops are heading over there now.

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did her mistaking you for a lesbian have something to do with causing the argument?

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I'll refrain from saying anything here, because my roomate might come on the site and read it. But I have a list.

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just give us #1 on the list.

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Her mistaking me for lesbian caused an argument? Huh? I wasn't arguing with them. I've locked myself in the house and have closed the curtains so they think noone is home. We're getting them evicted. Yay!

See I know that my housemate won't come on here and check... hence, why I wrote what I did... if I was J, I'd keep my mouth shut.

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just checking.

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There's two 15 year old lesbians that live next door. They have the room on the other side of my housemate's bedroom wall and they can often hearing them having hot lesbian sex. They also show up on our bluetooth services as "misty loves emily". We had to call the cops once because the mum of one of them was trying to get her to come back home by banging on the door. Apparently she had run away to live with her girlfriend.

They're also wogs. And junkies. And dealers. Who fight every ****ing night. About time we get them evicted.

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Oh, so you think you got wogs?!




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That's not a wog.


This is a wog.

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If only the photo was bigger.

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