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Simple Exploding..Human

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Sex noise...


I have been discussing this with friends, drunkenly!

So, how noisy are you in the sack?!

I'm not dead silent, but I'm not a total screamer either. I think it also depends on how much I've had to drink!

I went out with a guy once who swore like the whole time, at first it was a turn on but after a while it was just cringe, ha!

I also think the worst thing ever is hearing someone else have sex, yucky yucky...

Has noise ever put you off during? How much noise do you deem appropriate?!

Discuss!!biggrin

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I'm pretty quiet. Then again I've never really had the luxury to have sex in a place where people wouldn't come barging in if they heard me having sex :P

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Hmm...
I have the potential to make a bit of noise, nothing over the top though.
It can depend if im boozed as well...

And yeah, the walls of my house are paper thin, and when you have a brother who has a "loud" girlfriend, its not nice.

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I'm not what you call loud, but I'm not quiet either. A nice happy medium I guess.

I don't like hearing other people having sex. Especially when its your extremely overweight housemates. ICK!

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Vince Noir wrote:

I'm not what you call loud, but I'm not quiet either. A nice happy medium I guess.

I don't like hearing other people having sex. Especially when its your extremely overweight housemates. ICK!





Eww yeah that's gross! I heard my brother and his gf at it once when I lived at home, it has stayed with me smile.gif

My friends used to say they'd heard their parents, now that is bad!

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from what I've noticed there are two types of women.. Moaners and Screamers


I have heard my upstairs neighbor get it on. She is a very good looking brunette who is very quiet and kept. She has made my girl get extremely horny because she is a moaner.. not a screamer.. but just loud enough to wake you up. VERY HOT! .... and thus leading to an impromptu middle of the night sex session!


as far as a relative or god forbid your parents.... NO WAY! SICK SICK SICK!!!

I'd be out of the house -------> ------------> in no time!!!

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I make hardly any noise but perhaps a little naughty talk.
I've always noticed that guys in porn sound awful so I don't want to be one.
Women sound hot when making noise during but there always the problem that most of us have. Paper thin walls.

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jkpunk wrote:

I make hardly any noise but perhaps a little naughty talk.
I've always noticed that guys in porn sound awful so I don't want to be one.
Women sound hot when making noise during but there always the problem that most of us have. Paper thin walls.



Ha! I LOVE my detached house!!!biggrinwinkidea

My boyfriend is totally silent, I find it a little strange but it's definitely better than cringy 'porno' style noise!





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DonDFA1972 wrote:

from what I've noticed there are two types of women.. Moaners and Screamers


I have heard my upstairs neighbor get it on. She is a very good looking brunette who is very quiet and kept. She has made my girl get extremely horny because she is a moaner.. not a screamer.. but just loud enough to wake you up. VERY HOT! .... and thus leading to an impromptu middle of the night sex session!


as far as a relative or god forbid your parents.... NO WAY! SICK SICK SICK!!!

I'd be out of the house -------> ------------> in no time!!!




 Don't forget the third type: dead fish



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One of my ex's didn't make a sound. It was kinda off putting.

I'm definitely a moaner. Hehe.

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I'm usually pretty quiet with a little dirty talk. But my wife blindfolded me once and I screamed like a little girl whenever she touched me. lol. very true. My wife seems to enjoy whatever I'm doing, half the time I don't even know what I'm doing.

-- Edited by SGT Rum at 15:43, 2008-08-28

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See!
Your either a Moaner, Screamer or just a Deadfish! <----- Boring! hmm

-- Edited by DonDFA1972 at 10:58, 2008-08-29

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My first time was with a deadfish. I think masturbating is better than being with someone who just lies there.

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Wired Ape wrote:

My first time was with a deadfish. I think masturbating is better than being with someone who just lies there.





same.
Way to make me do all the work. pfft!

What a waste for a first time.
Regret that one!

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I've never been with a deadfish. Yay me!

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