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    I got pissed at my wife last night because she just layed there the whole time uninterested (don't get me wrong, we usually have a good sex life) while doing it. She's been working more hours and just gave me a mercy **** to shut me up. And then wonders why I last 5 minutes cause it's been a week. I don't really know where I'm going with this. I'd just rather NOT get layed then have sex with a dead person. I'm just pissed, I'll get over it.

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I'd offer my services but I aren't that pretty.
The girls on here are hot though. I'd definitely try there.

Now for the more sensible answers.
Try and pounce on her on one of her days off.

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jkpunk wrote:

I'd offer my services but I aren't that pretty.
The girls on here are hot though. I'd definitely try there.

Now for the more sensible answers.
Try and pounce on her on one of her days off.


Yeah, I do that. That's when she gets the 30 seconds of thumping.

I talked to her about it. We're gonna go nuts friday night. leather and whips.. nahh not really.



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I wish I had someone who would give me mercy sex :(

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Wired Ape wrote:

I wish I had someone who would give me mercy sex :(





Don't worry. Some day you'll get someone who's tired of ****ing you.

I heard someone say once "for every hot girl you see there's a guy tired of ****ing her".
I thought that was funny.

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Holy ****! Being a bassist is awesome! I made out with some random chick whos a friend of a friend!! Merscy sex here i come!!!!

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Yes, bassists are the better than everyone else. Fact.

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Haha, yeah, we are >_>

**** I derailed this thread quick. That should have gone into the drunk thread :P

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what a woman

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Don't worry about me no more. Saturday night was gooooooood. Sorry to rub it in if you're not getting layed.

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It's ok. We all get layed.
We've got Ryan, he's like our whore of the board.

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jkpunk wrote:

Yes, bassists are the better than everyone else. Fact.



true.  it is ALL about the bassists.  that's pretty much my motto, hehe.



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