Shouldn't, but sooo would!

Mike · Like An A-Bomb

RE: Shouldn't, but sooo would!

jkpunk · Jonny Cake Y'all

Joke?

It's actually becoming a really bad habbit of mine. I'm even watching the football right now and i'm following up the commentators lines with "...that's your mum said".

Eg, "They're bringing on another man..." "...That's what your mum said".

Mike · Like An A-Bomb

in Poland we have: Your mum borrowed 5$ from Moses.
Or other inteligent stuff like this;)

jkpunk · Jonny Cake Y'all

Mike wrote:

in Poland we have: Your mum borrowed 5$ from Moses.
Or other inteligent stuff like this;)

It seems like that joke might be lost in translation.

Mike · Like An A-Bomb

Like all kind of local jokes. It should be "Your mum is so old that she owns Moses 5$"
my mistake.

Anyway when I was in Berlin, local guys know that:)

Wired Ape · Simple Exploding..Human

Oprah.

**** I have weird taste :/

elchicano · Simple Exploding..Human

Wired Ape wrote:

Oprah.

**** I have weird taste :/

jkpunk · Jonny Cake Y'all

Wired Ape wrote:

Oprah.

**** I have weird taste :/

I'd smash it for the money.

jkpunk · Jonny Cake Y'all

Mike wrote:

Like all kind of local jokes. It should be "Your mum is so old that she owns Moses 5$"
my mistake.

Anyway when I was in Berlin, local guys know that:)

Haha, I get it now.

"your mum is so old that she owes moses $5"

I might use that one myself.

I like "your mum is so fat and stupid that she planted cheerios in the garden thinking that they were donut seeds".

Mike · Like An A-Bomb

Hahahahhaaha:D

Vince Noir · Mod Wolf

your mum jokes are so 90s.

mitchell · Basket Case

They're more than just a 1990's thing. They're almost a rite of passage when you're like 12.

The best thing about them is when someone well above that age group uses them. Hilarious, not with them, but at them.

Mike · Like An A-Bomb

Yeah and the most stupid fact is that in Poland you can hear tehm everywhere even in radio. It's like fuc king Norris jokes.

JH58 · Simple Exploding..Human

jkpunk wrote:

Haha, I get it now.

"your mum is so old that she owes moses $5"

I might use that one myself.

I like "your mum is so fat and stupid that she planted cheerios in the garden thinking that they were donut seeds".

PMSL

jkpunk · Jonny Cake Y'all

Vince Noir wrote:

your mum jokes are so 90s.

I'm trying to make them so naughties (0's- or what ever) though. Just like your mum.