WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH WOMEN???

ryanknox86 · Simple Exploding..Human

RE: WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH WOMEN???

jkpunk · Jonny Cake Y'all

ryanknox86 wrote:

I eventually want to sleep with you.

Patience is a virtue.

And so is lube.

DonDFA1972 · Simple Exploding..Human

Lot's O women love LUBE!
Women will tell you LUBE is the way to go!

Vince Noir · Mod Wolf

we will?

Random Amy · Like An A-Bomb

i am so beyond even trying to comprehend men right now. i seem to have this ongoing problem that is they DON'T want sex. or maybe they do once or twice but then they want to be my best friend forever and therefore we can't have any more sex!! i have analysed and fretted and tried to figure this out, but i have no idea what i do that makes me so intrinsically "best friend"like?!!!
and then they promptly go out and get a girlfriend that they *do* have a lot of sex with, and i am back to being just me. psh. i dont get it, and no one seems able to explain.
*shakes head*

though in all fairness, you're right that women don't know what they want either... i'm a nightmare for decisions sometimes. lol x

Random Amy · Like An A-Bomb

and i just realised there are 2 pages.... not such a lube fan myself!! lol i'd rather be having that much fun that i didnt need it

SGT Rum · Basket Case

They bitch all the time, talk too much, spend all your money and if you've been married as long as I have you get it once a week. But at least she keeps the house clean and food in my belly. mwa ha ha

Madeline · Simple Exploding..Human

i ****ing hate everyone at the moment. grr

Wired Ape · Simple Exploding..Human

Hey Madeline, maybe you should go les for a while... and post vids >_>

:P

I was talking to a lesbian the other night, and she told me that she'd **** guys, she just wouldn't date them. This has nothing to do with anything except that I found it funny :P

Madeline · Simple Exploding..Human

Bahahha i have a photo of me kissing my ex-Prouds manager~ bahahahhaha
i dont actually remember kissing her though.. eek! Hahaha

but yeah, point of hte story, i hate girls, and getting caught in the middle of something, and being blamed for **** i did NOT do/say.
****ing females. drive me INSANE.

Wired Ape · Simple Exploding..Human

Yeah, women, the only thing they're useful for is buying you drinks!!

Madeline · Simple Exploding..Human

Bahahaha no!

its cooking! not buying drinks! Thats when men are for! jeez!
I made a guy friend of mine, my drink bitch, last saturday night :D i left the night with so much left over cash than what i normally would! Mwahahha

Wired Ape · Simple Exploding..Human

You know what, not just **** women, **** people. You all suck!

jkpunk · Jonny Cake Y'all

Women, you can't live with 'em and they can't piss standing up.

Vince Noir · Mod Wolf

Don't worry Amy, I think I'm a bit the same. I'm starting to think that I'm destined to be single forever... grrr!!!